This statement is from my son's
2000 campaign literature
Elect a poet prophet president
every buddy benefits!

Michael Stephen Levinson
Candidate for President

I, Mary Levinson, am the president's mother. Also, the oldest webmaster spirit in cyberspace. Here is my son's program for lobbyists who form PACS,etc.
Rich folks who can put up buckets of ducats, have yourself a read!

These are the terms. PACS that contribute to Levinson for President campaign are guaranteed access to the president, after the election, in the following manner:

(You don't have to be a PAC to use the PayPal button)

After the election you will receive a top secret cell phone number. One designated member of the PAC may use the cell phone number, once only, anytime, on any morning - Monday through Thursday - when, upon tuning into Lev-Span TV, the President's proposed morning cable show with its unblinking camera eye on in the Oval Office, it appears the President is not overbooked with the business of running the government. The President may be listening to jazz, tapping his feet, picking his nose, and reading a newspaper . . . then it's a good time to call. When the President is meeting with important people and something is going on - do not call! Knot! Dummy! You get one cell phone opportunity with the President. Don't waste it.

The PAC (you) will also have an email alias address that, I, his mother guarantee, will reach the President's eyes only. But the PAC (you) won't be gotten back to with a comment, quest chin, or request to meet, unless there is something coming up - a bill in Congress - that is, from your point of view, earth shaking bad news. My son will give you that chance to state your case!

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In this manner, regardless the issue, your PAC will have the ability to get in touch with the Prsident, and possibly even make an appointment, and come to the White House to personally lobby your case. My son, as President will be willing to listen to any buddy, about any issue before the Congress, for 60 seconds max. Whatever it is, the PAC ought to be able to condense their point of view - what they want and why - into maximum 60 seconds. My son does not suffer fools. Nor will he necessarily have any time to shmooze. But his door will be open to your plea because you bundled up a major chunk of money for his campaign. Always.

For every thousand dollars raised the PAC is guaranteed at least one minute via email or cell with the President, after the election, before the inauguration. One minute per thousand dollars, maximum, with the President elect; not an aide. My son, like Abe Lincoln, is running a tight campaign. He doesn't have any staff.

In advance of any organized campaign dough nation, or individual donation, he is willing to meet and speak to you, and take unbridled questions from you, or any committee, group, or organization with an interest in supporting his candidacy. My son only talks truth - and he doesn't use cue cards.

Send email to
next.president@levinson4president.com

Michael Stephen Levinson