Here is my Lev Deal for all 10 yr. old kids who become official campaign workers. As soon as you sign up for the Lev campaign, then you are in charge of raking up all the campaign bucks in your neighborhood. You are also eligible for a free paid weekend at the White House, at my expense, after the election, including a saturday afternoon helicopter ride to Camp David. That's my Lev deal for you.
The first thing to do is click on the phonics box above and listen to the beginning of the story of Adman and Even. On the main page below my picture you can click on The Book ov Lev. The first page has a couple of hyms, and a prayer, followed on the next three pages with the story of creation - the story of Adman and Even. Read those four pages, the page with the two hyms, and then the story of Adman and Even, after you are done reading here. OK. You are almost guaranteed a trip to the White House for a weekend bash.
How do you like the phonics box? Cool, huh. Isn't it great?
My son, Michael, our candidate for president wrote The Book ov Lev. He wrote it down, in 1969-70 to perform on world wide television for every buddy in the world to listen to, watch, and be a part of all at once. What a giant free idea!
My son is different than the other candidates for president. My son is running for president because he has creative works for the whole world and sees the presidency as a stepping stone to give the world peace and show the way to food chain harmony so mankind is here forever.
That's why people say that my son, Michael is a prophet, with a higher intellect than all the other candidates. Prophets are distinguished from other people. A prophet's main purpose in life is to make the world a better place to live in for God above, and God Almighty gives them a vision to tell the rest of us. Everyone else in the world, on earth, (me included), who isn't a prophet, on God's payroll, wants to get rich and retire early. My son will never retire.
The way things are going I won't get to retire until I'm over 90, the oldest webmaster in cyberspace and still working for my son!
So do you wanna get rich when you get older, and have lots of fun? Or do you want to start getting rich today! Did you like the story of Adman and Even? Yes? Print the story of Adman and Even and then start showing it around to everyone in your whole neighborhood. Get your friends! Get up a group for going around, knocking on doors. That's what you have to do to get to come to the White House for a weekend and hang out with the president: Spread the word about the Lev campaign and collect money. Something good for you to do for the fun of it.
Here is how you go about collecting money.
All you have to do is read the first couple lines of Adman and Even out loud, like what you see at the top of this page, to whomever you are showing it to, let them see it as you read the words. Whoever it is will blurt out just like you did with an, "Oh my God," or, "My oh my," or, "Oh my heavens," and you have yourself a customer! They might not admit it to you, but they want to get a copy of the book.
The Book ov Lev It A Kiss, the Television Scripture in American lingo won't be reprinted until next spring. But New World Hors Dóeuvres by Golashés Jornalista is available today! You should have a copy with you and show it to whomever you are talking to.
Immediately tell them what you like best about our website and my son's campaign, in your own words, something that you like about his platform, how he is going to perform The Book ov Lev on world wide television, and then you explain that they can get their own copy of The Book ov Lev for free. All they have to do is give you a check for $25 made out to Levinson for President.
For now, they get New World Hors Dóeuvres by Golashés Jornalista from The Lev Campaign. When the matching funds comes from the government, they also get their money back they loaned-gave you for our campaign, back from the Lev Campaign, so New World Hors Dóeuvres by Golashés Jornalista is free to them. Then you ask them to hand the check back for a second round of matching funds, and then they will get a copy of The Book ov Lev. The Television scripture in American lingo, a tongue spoken world wide.
That's the deal. Michael's and my idea for raising money. Running for president isn't like it was when Abraham Lincoln ran for president.
In today's world, anyone believing deeply enough in themselves to dare running for president has to raise money. That's the way the politishinz have their elections and reelections to office-for-life rigged against all the normal outsider citizens who might do a better job. You have to get, or to have, or to raise, a gazillion dollars or you can't run for office.
How much money? We have to raise $5000 in each of twenty separate states. Then our campaign can be qualified to get "matching funds" from the government because that's the way the politishinz set it up to keep themselves in office forever.
It's not that much money. $5000 = only 200 books per each state at $25 per book. The first kid to reach the two hundred copy level gets to bring daddy and mommy to come along, too to spend the night in Abraham Lincoln's bedroom.
But only the first three hundred official campaign workers to get 100 separate checks for the Levinson for president campaign from 100 different people in their neighborhoods are getting to spend a weekend in the White House starting Friday night, with a helicoptor ride to Camp David on Saturday. Everybody else, all the runner ups, only get to come for lunch, so you better get started right away. Snoozers are weekend bash loosers!
We will win the election in November '08 as long as we all do our part and work together, and for my best ten yr. old campaign volunteer workers, I have lots and lots of pocket cash for you, besides.
A visit to the White House for a weekend bash is only one part of my special Lev Deal for my most important campaign volunteer workers, you kids out there in cyberspace. For every check that you collect for my son's campaign, I will be sending along some "walking around money," too. Cash for your side pockets. $5 for every copy of New World Hors Dóeuvres by Golashés Jornalista that you collect a check for.
You might be really pleased about my son's acmpaign and decide to volunteer for free. You gotta have some walking around money, and I want you to have it.
Kids work in political campaigns because they like the candidate and want to see them win. Grownups do it for the money. But everyone has to have some money at least for a burger and fries and a milkshake on the campaign trail. So I am going to see to it that you get a bunch of money, just like the grown ups do, a big bunch of money, because you will be successful spreading the word and collecting contributions from people who want to get New World Hors Dóeuvres by Golashés Jornalista, and then when it is reprinted, The Book ov Lev It A Kiss.
Well, you want to get your own copy for free. Do I have that right? Get five people to sign up for a copy of New World Hors Dóeuvres by Golashés Jornalista, and I will send you The Book ov Lev, when I reprint it - for free, besides cash for your side pocket.
What about when you meet someone really poor who doesn't have a spare $25 but they really want to get New World Hors Dóeuvres by Golashés Jornalista Then you collect a check or get a money order from them for $10. I'll send you a couple bucks anyway!
Send me email: jacklegsjumpingup@earthlink.net
In the line for subject matter, put "I'm joining."
Send me your name, your address, your telephone number, and your age, and we will get started on the road to the White House today.
It used to say, "ten yr. olds sign up here," on the front page. Now it says $20 per hour. (that's knocking on doors and signing up four people an hour. You can do it!) You don't have to be only ten years old for you to be an official volunteer money collector in the Lev campaign. You can be older or younger. I'm the campaign boss and it's ok with me.
Love to you from me,
Lev's mom,
Mary Levinson.
PS: I need a kid cartoonist. Who does cartoons?
Now I am turning the page over to my son, the candidate, because he has something to tell you:
Hi kids,
My first political campaign was right around fifty years ago. Tom Dewey was the governor of New York State, and he was running for president. He was a republican, and so was I. I joined the party of Abraham Lincoln when I was in the 4th grade.
Everyone said that Governor Dewey was going to beat the pants off Harry S. Truman, and I was a Dewey activist. I had buttons, posters, and a Dewey flag. I raced home from school every afternoon. I shouted at all the cars on the street corners, as they stood waiting for the signal light to change. "Dewey Dewey Dewey," I shouted, waving my Dewey banner.
I wore my buttons every day. I told everyone I met to vote for Dewey. On election night my mother let me stay up to listen to the radio, to hear who won. Back then nobody had television. There weren't any TV networks, and the few TV's available were very expensive, and they didn't even have color. TV didn't even come on until 5:00 o'clock in the afternoon, and all the programs were over by 11:00 pm.
We listened to the radio. At 11:30 pm., which was very late, my mother said I had to go to bed, but I pleaded and begged, so my mom made me a glass of warm milk with a little coffee and sugar, and I stayed up.
Finally, at midnight it came over the radio that Dewey was declared the winner by one of the Chicago newspapers. Then my mom said, "Ok! Now get to bed."
So I went to bed and I thought I had a winner.
Well, the Chicago snooze paper was only guessing, and when the votes were counted it was clear that Truman beat the pants off Tom Dewey! It was in our morning newspaper, that Truman won. I had a lousy breakfast. I worked so hard. How could we lose? Well, that was my first campaign, and I was only seven years old.
I want you to print out the story of Adman and Even and show it to your teacher. Another thing to do is keep track of what you do and write down what happened, and then ask your teacher can you make your political campaign a class project where you keep a log book diary about all your campaign activities, and everybody shares their log book with everyone else.
I have a whole bunch of fun things from now until the election. OK? Let's talk about your school. I have a giant plan for using the internet to insure that every kid gets the best possible education. God loves everyone the same amount, but the brains God gives out aren't always equal. Some kids are smarter than others. Some kids day dream in school, like I used to do, and others are quick to figure out everything. So everybody's brain power isn't the same.
But every kid should have a teacher at least as good as your favorite teacher. Is that a yes? I have a giant education idea. My program will have the poorest kids in the poorest schools with the best teachers, just like your; and before I present it to all the grownups, I want to know your thoughts - what you like, and what you don't.
Abraham Lincoln went to school in a one room school house, and all the kids were different ages. It must have worked because when he grew up he went to law school, and when he got old he became the president. I always thought he was our best president.
When I was four years old, unbeknownst to everyone in our house, I had secretly taught myself to read. I was doodling in a book about Abraham Lincoln, and reading the presidents name - spelling it out - when my older brother came home from school and saw me doodling in his Abe Lincoln library book, and he started yelling for our mother to come and stop me.
When mom came to see what was going on, I announced that it was OK for me to doodle in the Abraham Lincoln book, because some day I was going to be the president. So that's when my political career started.
Doodling in the book was not the end of the world because back then ball point pens were not even invented, and everyone used a pencil, or a pen you dunked in an ink well. Every desk at school had a hole on the right side for a little glass jar filled with ink.
So come back to this page to see my plan for making sure every kid gets the best possible schooling, so when every kid grows up they get a good job.
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